Star-Lord: Grounded

Peter Quill might have been born on Earth, but he's been away a long time. And now that the Guardians of the Galaxy have gone and got themselves stranded on terra firma, how does a man go from soaring through the stars as the legendary Star-Lord, to living with his feet planted firmly on the ground? What kind of job options are available for a guy whose r?sum? mostly consists of "guarding the galaxy"? One thing is certain: Earth has a new guardian.