Best Cookbook Ever

After conquering the world with our last cookbook, we're back again with more fantastically flavourful recipes and embarrassing stories. Featuring dishes for authentic scenarios, like being totally hungover, prepping for the upcoming apocalypse, or heading out to the countryside with friends for a night at the cabin, this indispensable tome is here to help you through real-life situations, such as . . . having no friends! And being vegetarian! And the changing seasons! And eating light before a heavy night!

We have and always will be down to party extremely hard. And in these pages, we share our field-tested secrets. Looking for snacks for an upscale house party on the last night of school? Your parents are out of town and you want to throw a raging pool party sure to bring the cops? We've got you covered with a slew of hors 'oeuvre options that span the snack spectrum from trashy to classy, along with perfect party menus.

You are on your way to personal and professional greatness. We know you will become a truly amazing cook and the envy of all your friends. We can't want to have you own this cookbook, as it's the best one ever written in the history of the world.